Two Blonde Jokes
金髮女郎的笑話2則
刊登日期：2017-01-13
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有一天有3個人在聊天，一個是俄國人，一個是美國人，還有一個是金髮女郎。俄國人驕傲地說：「我們是第一個上太空的。」美國人說：「我們是第一個到月球的。」過了一會兒，金髮女郎說：「那不算什麼。我們金髮女郎將會是第一個到太陽的人。」俄國人跟美國人大笑起來。他們說：「妳在說什麼啊？妳不能去到太陽啦，那太熱了，妳會被燒掉。」金髮女郎說：「我們才沒那麼笨，我們會晚上去。」 |
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Two Blonde Jokes 金髮女郎的笑話2則 Three people were talking one day. One was a Russian, one was an American, and one was a blonde. The Russian proudly said, “We were the first ones in space.” The American said, “We were the first ones on the moon.” After a while, the blonde said, “That’s nothing. We’re gonna be the first ones on the sun.” The Russian and the American laughed out loud. They said, “What are you talking about? You can’t go to the sun. It’s too hot. You’ll burn out.” The blonde said, “We are not that dumb. We’ll go there at night.” 有一天有3個人在聊天，一個是俄國人，一個是美國人，還有一個是金髮女郎。俄國人驕傲地說：「我們是第一個上太空的。」美國人說：「我們是第一個到月球的。」過了一會兒，金髮女郎說：「那不算什麼。我們金髮女郎將會是第一個到太陽的人。」俄國人跟美國人大笑起來。他們說：「妳在說什麼啊？妳不能去到太陽啦，那太熱了，妳會被燒掉。」金髮女郎說：「我們才沒那麼笨，我們會晚上去。」 This is a true story. It happened in the States. One day, a blonde was tending her garden and her cats were in the garden playing. However, she accidentally cut one of the cats’ tails. What a tragedy! She was crying and holding her cat with its tail and urgently asking her neighbors that if anyone could give her a ride to Walmart. Everyone was wondering why she wanted to go to Walmart instead of a pet hospital. She said, “Hello, don’t you know that Walmart is the biggest retailer?” 這個真實的故事，它發生在美國。有一天，一名金髮女郎在整理她的花園，而她的貓兒們在花園裡玩。然而，她不小心把其中一隻貓的尾巴給剪斷了。真是個悲劇！她邊哭邊抱著她的貓及貓的尾巴，心急地問鄰居們誰可以載她去沃爾瑪。大家都很疑惑為什麼她不去寵物醫院而是要去沃爾瑪。她說：「嘿，難道你們不知道沃爾瑪是最大的接尾巴的地方嗎？」 |
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